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(On view from January 1st - February 28th, 2005)
• ANTI-ART AND NON-ART (AS MARKETABLE FORMS OF) CONCEPTUAL ART
• MARKETING NON-ART & ANTI-ART OBJECTS OR DOCUMENTATIONS OF UNMARKETABLE EVENTS

• THE "I AM AN ARTIST BECAUSE I SAY I AM AND THIS IS ART BECAUSE I SAY IT IS" SHOW
(By invitation only due to limited exhibition space, fire laws and room capacity.)
• "Big Bang!... Big Space!... Big Time!... Big Show!"
- Big/Little Gun Publications & Promotions Inc.,
hired gun
• "Energy is Eternal Delight."
- W. B.'s "The voice of the Devil,"
The Marriage of Heaven and Hell,
big shot
"CRUELTY IS INTERESTING. COMPELLING. FASCINATING. BUT I DON'T LOVE
CRUETY."
— CRUELLA DIVINE
1. "THE WORK OF ART IN THE AGE OF MECHANICAL REPRODUCTION" SHOW
2. THE "SEX & VIOLENCE" SHOW
3. THE "LOVE & DEATH" SHOW
4. THE "ART WHORE" SHOW
5. THE "WHAT IS ART?" SHOW
6. THE "PAIN & SUFFERING" SHOW
7. THE "THAT'S NOT ART!" SHOW
8. THE "LUCKY LUCK DON'T GIVE A FUCK" SHOW

9. THE "WHORES FOR CHRIST" SHOW (CHARITY EVENT)
10. THE "10 MOST SEXY VIOLENT WORDS" TEXT ART SHOW
1. THE "GOD KILLS" SHOW (NO CHARITY EVENT)
2. THE "GOD ALLOWS NATURE TO KILL" SHOW (NO CHARITY EVENT)
3. THE "GOD ALLOWS MAN TO KILL" SHOW (NO CHARITY EVENT)
4. THE "GOD ALLOWS PAIN AND DEATH TO EXIST" SHOW
5. THE "GOD ALLOWS SATAN AND EVIL TO EXIST" SHOW
6. THE "I KILL FOR GOD" SHOW (NO CHARITY EVENT)
THE Q&A WAR-OF-WORDS FORUM PRESENTS: "BRINGING WAR & PEACE TO THE DOMESTIC FRONT"
(A LIVELY SERIES OF DEBATES AND CONTROVERSIES FUNDED BY THE I-NEED-A-REASON-TO-LIVE FOUNDATION.)
WAR-OF-WORDS DEBATE NO. 7
"ARE THE CIVIL CULTURE WARS OF POLITE SOCIETY BECOMING LESS CIVILIZED?"
(PANELIST A)
• I HATE ARTISTS WHO GLORIFY CRIME, CRIMINALS AND VIOLENCE AS MUCH AS I HATE CRIMINALS WHO THINK THEY'RE GLORIOUS, SUPERIOR, NOBLE, ARTISTS.
(PANELIST B)
• EVERYONE HAS A CRIMINAL, A SINNER, A LITTLE HITLER HIDING IN THEM... WHO DEMONIZES AND DEVALUES OTHERS. ARTISTS MERELY SHOW THIS TRUTH.
(PANELIST C)
• YOU CANNOT SHOW THE TRUTH WITHOUT EMPATHIZING, LOVING, THE TRUTH. AND THE TRUTH IS THAT HATE, CRIME, CRIMINALS, AND UNSPEAKABLE VIOLENCE EXISTS.
(PANELIST D)
• I HATE GANSTER & HIPSTER ART AS MUCH AS I HATE GANGSTERS & HIPSTERS.
(PANELIST E)
• I HATE GANSTERS WHO THINK THEY'RE HIPSTERS AS MUCH AS I HATE HIPSTERS WHO THINK THEY'RE GANGSTERS.
(PANELIST F)
• I HATE VIOLENT PUNKS. THEY GIVE PUNK A BAD NAME.
(PANELIST G)
• I LOVE HOOKER & HEROINE ART BECAUSE I LOVE HOOKERS & HEROINES.
(PANELIST H)
• TRAGIC-HEROIC HOOKERS ON HEROIN DO GREAT ART. THEY MAKE YOU WANT TO LIVE AND DIE AT THE SAME TIME.
"LIFE: THE SHOW OF SHOWS"
"HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS! GET YOUR GUN! 'THE SHOW OF SHOWS' IS COMING TO YOUR TOWN."
(Website Space Limits Suggestions.)

"Is your work 'information rich?' In a way, all art is. Information is not just empirical, logical, and factual --- it also is opinion and feeling. When you talk to a potential customer in person, it's natural to share information about the process, the history, and the vision that makes each of your creations unique."
- Chris Maher, "Using Information to Sell Your Art"
1. THE "KILL ME" SHOW
2. THE "KILL YOUR X" SHOW
3. THE "KILL YOUR BOSS" SHOW
4. THE "KILL YOUR NEIGHBORS" SHOW
5. THE "KILL YOUR COWORKERS" SHOW
6. THE "KILL YOUR CUSTOMERS" SHOW
7. THE "KILL YOUR EMPLOYEES" SHOW
8. THE "KILL YOUR LANDLORD" SHOW
9. THE "KILL YOUR TENANTS" SHOW
10. THE "KILL YOUR ENEMIES" SHOW
11. THE "KILL YOUR FRIENDS" SHOW
12. THE "YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS" SHOW
13. THE "KILL YOUR CRITICS" SHOW
14. THE "KILL YOUR PARENTS" SHOW
15. THE "KILL YOUR TEACHERS" SHOW
16. THE "KILL YOUR CLASSMATES" SHOW
17. THE "KILL THAT CASUAL ACQUAINTANCE" SHOW
18. THE "KILL THAT PERFECT STRANGER" SHOW
19. THE "KILL YOUR BUSINESS PARTNER" SHOW
20. THE "BURN YOUR BUSINESS" SHOW
21. THE "BURN YOUR HOUSE" SHOW
22. THE "KILL YOUR FAMILY" SHOW
23. THE "KILL YOUR DOG" SHOW
24. THE "KILL YOUR COMPUTER" SHOW
25. THE "KILL YOUR RADIO" SHOW
26. THE "KILL YOUR TELEVISION" SHOW
27. THE "KILL CELEBRITIES" SHOW
28. THE "KILL THEM ALL" SHOW
29. THE "KILL YOURSELF" SHOW
30. THE "KILL, KILL, KILL" SHOW
31. THE "EVERYONE MUST DIE" SHOW
32. THE "EVERYTHING MUST GO" SHOW
33. THE "HEAVY METAL TOLD ME TO KILL" SHOW
34. THE "I LISTEN TO TOO MUCH HEAVY MUSIC" SHOW
35. THE "DON'T BLAME HEAVY MUSIC, BLAME HEAVY METAL" SHOW
36. THE "SATAN TAUGHT ME HOW TO ROCK, BUT THE DOG TOLD ME TO KILL" SHOW
37. THE "DON'T BLAME ME, BLAME LIFE" SHOW
38. THE "DON'T BLAME LIFE, BLAME YOURSELF" SHOW
39. THE "DON'T BLAME LIFE OR YOURSELF, BLAME THIS SHOW" SHOW
40. THE "YOU'RE NOT SAFE ANYWHERE" SHOW
41. THE "NOWHERE TO GO" SHOW
42. THE "COMPLETE UNKNOWN" SHOW
43. THE "NO ONE KNOWS YOU'RE ALIVE" SHOW
44. THE "I KNOW YOU'RE ALIVE" SHOW
45. THE "NO ONE CARES" SHOW
46. THE "I CARE" SHOW
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47. THE "LET'S MAKE OUT" SHOW

"HELLO = GOODBYE"
(Come early. Make reservations. Space is limited.)
"Let's start with the big picture. One of the prime bits of information people use to determine value of an art work is the context that they see it in. Some people object to that, decrying the influence of packaging. I don't agree. The way you choose to present your work conveys a lot of information to your clients."
- Chris Maher, "Using Information to Sell Your Art"

1. THE "BRAND ME" SHOW
2. THE "KILL BRAND X" SHOW
3. THE "MADE-YOU-LOOK" SHOW
4. THE "MADE-YOU-COME" SHOW
5. THE "ATTENTION-GRABBING HEADLINES" SHOW
6. THE "EYE-POPPING IMAGE-IS-EVERYTHING" SHOW
7. THE "YOU ARE WHAT YOU SEE" SHOW
8. THE "YOU ARE NOT WHAT YOU SEEM" SHOW
9. THE "'ALL YOU ARE IS WHAT YOU NOTICE' - FAMOUS ZEN PROVERB" SHOW
SIDEBAR / SIDESHOW / INTERMISSION
10A. "NOTICE HOW YOU PAY MORE ATTENTION TO WORDS LABELED AS AN AUTHORATATIVE SAYING?" SHOW
10B. "NOTICE HOW YOU PAY MORE ATTENTION TO WORDS ATTACHED TO FAMOUS NAMES?" SHOW
10C. "NOTICE HOW YOU PAY MORE ATTENTION TO WORDS ATTACHED TO INFAMOUS NAMES?" SHOW
10D. "NOTICE HOW YOU PAY ATTENTION AND YOU TOO CAN MANIPULATE PEOPLE AND BECOME A MARKETING GENIUS" SHOW
BACK TO THE (BRAND NEW BRAND NAME) SHOW
11. THE "I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU NOTICE (ME)" SHOW
12. THE "NOTICE ANYTHING NEW?" SHOW
13. THE "I-LOVE-BRIGHT-SHINY-FLASHY-GLOWING-THINGS-AND-YOU-DO-TOO" SHOW
14. THE "NOW-THAT-I'VE-GOT-YOUR-ATTENTION-THIS-IS-WHAT-YOU-NEED" SHOW
15. THE "YOU NEED TO GIVE YOUR 'SHOW OF SHOWS' THE 'NAME OF NAMES' " SHOW
16. THE "YOU SAY TRUE 'SHOW OF SHOWS' CREATE THEIR OWN 'NAME OF NAMES' " SHOW
17. THE "I SAY EVERY 'SHOW OF SHOWS' HAS AN OPENING ACT CALLED THE 'NAME OF NAMES' " SHOW
18. THE "YOU SAY YOUR DAMN 'SHOW OF SHOWS' DOESN'T NEED ANY DAMN 'NAME OF NAMES' " SHOW
19. THE "I SAY THE 'NAME OF NAMES' IS THE ONLY REAL 'SHOW OF SHOWS' " SHOW
20. THE REAL 'SHOW OF SHOWS' IS WHAT HAPPENS BEFORE ANYONE NEEDS (THE 'NAME OF NAMES') TO NAME IT
21. THE 'SHOW OF SHOWS' IS THE ORIGINAL 'NAME OF NAMES' SHOW
22. THE 'SHOW OF SHOWS' IS THE 'NAME OF NAMES' SHOW
23. IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE 'NAME OF NAMES'...
..... AND THE 'NAME OF NAMES' WAS WITH THE 'SHOW OF SHOWS'...
..... AND THE 'NAME OF NAMES' WAS THE 'SHOW OF SHOWS'
24. THE "HOW-TO-SELL-YOURSELF-WITHOUT-SELLING-YOUR-SOUL-MARKETING 101" SHOW
25. THE "HOW TO SURVIVE AND PROSPER AS AN ARTIST WHO CAN'T KEEP HIS GODDAMNED MIND ON THE GODDAMNED MONEY" SHOW
26. THE "I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT" SHOW
27. THE "DON'T-WASTE-YOUR-TIME-BY-COMING-TO-THIS-SHOW" SHOW
28. THE "YOU'RE-GOING-TO-WASTE-YOUR-TIME-AT-SOME-SHOW-SO-COME-TO-OURS" SHOW
29. THE "THERE-IS-NO-BUSINESS-EXCEPT-SHOW-BUSINESS" SHOW
30. THE "EVERYONE'S-GIVING-EVERYONE-THE-BUSINESS" SHOW
31. THE "GIVE YOUR OWN DAMN SHOW" SHOW
32. THE "I-DON'T-GIVE-A-DAMN" SHOW
33. THE "I-DON'T-GIVE-DAMN-SHOWS" NEOMINIMALIST SHOW
34. THE "THERE ARE NO GOOD BUYS HERE" SHOW
35. THE "HELLO AND GOODBYE" SHOW
36. THE "HELLO IS GOODBYE" SHOW
37. THE "SAY HELLO TO THE LONG GOODBYE" SHOW
38. "THIS GOODBYE IS TAKING TOO DAMN LONG TO SAY HELLO" SHOW

The New York Times, Sunday, December 5, 2004
Manohla Dargis
"Conventional wisdom has had it that Hollywood killed art or at least put a stranglehold on it when the studios instituted self-censorship as a hedge against government interference. The glories of the old studio system tell a different story, as do the past few decades, when relaxed censorship has mainly led to increased graphic violence and a parallel descent into sexual puerility.
"In American film,... violence invariably trumps sex ..."
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