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HATEMAIL

1. "SHABBY, SEEDY"

2. "MARKED BY LACK OF STYLE OR GOOD TASTE"

3. "CHEAPLY SHOWY"

signed the American friend

 

ALL THE RAGE

frustrated youth

promotions

 

 

Frankenstein's Monster...

meets

Frankenstein's Revenge...

 

Bad Brain says Game Boy must die.

"I'm a joke... I'm no joke"

(cheap shots 1-3)

© god

 

 

(cheap shot 1)

 

The American Dream

 

" The only thing more important than being rich is being famous."

 

 

(cheap shot 2)

 

Why I want to be rich...

and other horrifying tales of the sad but true.

 

" Why be rich? ... Because if I didn't have paid friends, I wouldn't have any friends."

 

 

(cheap shot 3)

 

Why I want to be famous...

more horrifying tales of the sad but true.

 

" Why be famous? ... So others pay me, for once, to be their imaginary friend.

 

If I got to live a lie,.. that's the lie I want to live."

 

 

God's Joke

Everyone's in on the joke... and I'm not.

"See you all in hell..." said the joke that would not die.

 

 

Hell

Use me.

Accuse me.

Abuse me.

Kill me.

You're

still

no less

in the dark

than I.

 

 

You

know Me.

Who Am I?...

Remember Me?...

Don't You Recognize Me?

..............crossing the imaginary line..............

"I think of all my old imaginary friends all the time.

Sadly, I've come to realize I'm out-of-sight-out-of-mind

as far as they're concerned... most of the time."

—actual suicide note left by 12 year old

 

 

Play Ball

The player who mistook a friend for a game ball knew

the game ball has no friends.

 

 

Church Billboard

"When life knocks you on your knees—pray there."

Take heart.

You can still win.

Play ball.

 

 

Playing God

Everyone plays, and the play's the thing.

 

The Play

I want to be a hippy again. Who says you can't go back?

The world's a whore. But the most dangerous whores are those who only see others as such and not themselves. The world is a cruel and stupid whore and everyone wants to be the smartest, cruelest pimp.

 

Encore 1 !

I know why you hate me.

You want me to be you.

You want to be me.

 

 

Encore 2 !

I know why you hate me.

You want to be me.

 

The... "God, I hate this world" ...Show

I don't know..I know..what I want: destroy all...anti art art:

art...anti art...fashion...anti fashion...anti fashion fashion...

 

 

clothe the naked

buy me T-shirt

 

 

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